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[lighting one as we speak in fact]

I'm sure he overestimates my ability. What kind of 'something' are we talking about?

[like, did he shoot you or]

[ smoking buddies let us destroy our lungs together ]

he got some sort of headband from somewhere, put it on me, and i grew ears.

[ worse. he made him a catboy. you know. like nyaa. ]

Sounds like some kind of cursed object. Welcome to the club of inconvenient animal changes, transformation curses, and all other manner of awkward traits.

I'm a mage, but there's basically nothing I can do for that.

excellent. i will continue to be pissed off at vash until it goes away or the sun burns out, whichever hits first.

thanks for the consult i guess, prof. do i owe you anything.

I was cursed by the fae some months back and there's been no sign of that going away, but you may be a little more fortunate where it presumably came from an object.

No, you don't owe me anything. I didn't even do anything, don't be absurd.

i came equipped with my own weird shit i didn't need anymore modifications

and hey suit yourself, where i'm from eggheads like you would charge and arm and a leg for the whole lot of nothin. thanks for being a stand up guy i guess.

At least it's just the ears. You could just as easily be cursed to transform entirely at the drop of a hat like a couple of us.

Don't worry about it. Maybe I'd consider charging if I actually did anything [he wouldn't] but as it is there's not a lot I can do to help.

sounds awful, ya'll can keep that and i'll stay over here with the stupid ears i guess

fair enough. i'll let vash know he's still in trouble all the same because that's the only thing that makes the headache go down.

I'm sure Vash being miserable will solve the problem. Or at least make you feel better about it, which is essentially the same thing.

it at least makes him grovel more. he bought me a carton of cigarettes and a hamburger without whining about it 'cause I was ignoring him.

[ hamburgers are great this world is awesome food wise ]

Wow, that's cold. He might never recover.

eh, we're back on speaking terms. i kind of shot his fence to pieces so we're evenish--tilting more in favor of me since you can't fix the issue like he said you could.

[ said you might be able to, but yanno. not listening to vash talk. ]

by the way you want any apples? vash is trying to get rid of them and we're running out of buckets.

That raises several questions, the least of which is 'why do you have so many apples'?

according to vash it's a magic garden and it grows all year round

didn't you say you were a mage shouldn't you know that

How the hell would I possibly have known that?

you said you were a mage or whatever the hell that means why wouldn't you talk about a magic garden with vash??

listen Teach i do not fully understand what a mage is supposed to do but i am trying like hell to support you and your pursuit of whatever i would think magical gardens would be right up your alleyway

Sure, but I'm not a psychic. I wouldn't know he had a magic garden until right now when you told me.

Also plants are only my area of expertise where they can be used in alchemy. Medicinal shit and things like that.

huh. weird. Blondie called you a friend, but he says that about most anybody. I'll figure out when he usually tells people about the weird garden he lives in but I don't think it's supposed to be a secret?

[ calls most everybody a friend, including Wolfwood ]

I mean he's got a lot of stuff here, I dunno what's good for drugs. it's my first time seeing a lot of them. they taste pretty good.

It didn't come up, to be completely fair. And I wouldn't just go around eating random plants, if I were you.

see that's your first mistake, you gotta ask weirdos about the status of whether or not they have a magic garden

and what's the worse that could happen? i die? sounds like a nicer way to go than i already figured on.

well that's pretty fucking dark, but okay

it's been a hell of a short life so far. desert's a bitch like that.

can't say i don't understand the sentiment, at least. even if i don't come from a desert myself.

im sure spikey would say something about proverbial deserts or emotional deserts but the actual desert sucks the worst. if the heat doesn't get you the lack of resources will, and thats if you don't factor in some idiot hitting you with a truck despite it being a desert and you being the only other thing out there.

honestly at that point i might accept the universe decided it was just time to fucking die

that or astronomical bad luck caused a sudden truck to kill me

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