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[fionnuisce]

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[asipofbride]

huh. weird. Blondie called you a friend, but he says that about most anybody. I'll figure out when he usually tells people about the weird garden he lives in but I don't think it's supposed to be a secret?

[ calls most everybody a friend, including Wolfwood ]

I mean he's got a lot of stuff here, I dunno what's good for drugs. it's my first time seeing a lot of them. they taste pretty good.

[fionnuisce]

It didn't come up, to be completely fair. And I wouldn't just go around eating random plants, if I were you.

[asipofbride]

see that's your first mistake, you gotta ask weirdos about the status of whether or not they have a magic garden

and what's the worse that could happen? i die? sounds like a nicer way to go than i already figured on.

[fionnuisce]

well that's pretty fucking dark, but okay

[asipofbride]

it's been a hell of a short life so far. desert's a bitch like that.

[fionnuisce]

can't say i don't understand the sentiment, at least. even if i don't come from a desert myself.

[asipofbride]

im sure spikey would say something about proverbial deserts or emotional deserts but the actual desert sucks the worst. if the heat doesn't get you the lack of resources will, and thats if you don't factor in some idiot hitting you with a truck despite it being a desert and you being the only other thing out there.

[fionnuisce]

honestly at that point i might accept the universe decided it was just time to fucking die

that or astronomical bad luck caused a sudden truck to kill me

[asipofbride]

if only i could be so lucky, but no, i'm terribly sturdy and god or whoever the hell's running this shitshow won't let me die

i've decided to make it everyone else's problem in the long run