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[fionnuisce]

'You've reached Lord El-Melloi II. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

[network username: silverrose]

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[fionnuisce]

Unfortunately, yes. If this is leading up to an assassination from whichever organization we've pissed off, just take the shot and we'll see what comes of it.

[...He's had a time.]

[kaisoumods]

[His reaction does not change despite Waver's extreme statement. Instead he holds out the suitcase for Waver to take]

Just a package delivery for you today.

[fionnuisce]

[he's actually so taken off guard that he'll just kind of...take the suitcase???]

And...what's this regarding, exactly?

[kaisoumods]

[The suitcase taken, the man will lower his arms. His expression is the same blank face]

The sender didn't say.

[....He didn't ask.]

[fionnuisce]

Well, who sent it in the first place?

[why is everyone in this city so weird.]

[kaisoumods]

Couriers aren't at liberty to discuss such matters, Mr. Velvet.

[He's tone is completely neutral, as if he's just stating company policy]

[fionnuisce]

[??????????????]

...Yeah, okay, fuck it. This might as well happen.

[kaisoumods]

[He makes no reaction to Waver's obvious confusion and sarcasm. Instead he'll step back and tip his hat]

Have a good evening.

[And then he'll turn away and walk away. Waver can watch him leave to the sidewalk, where he gets on the very normal bicycle with a cargo attachment he left parked there and rides away, chiming a little bell as he bikes into street proper.

Inside the suitcase, Waver will find an outfit that looks like it's thieves garb made just for him. He'll also find an envelope containing a purchased gift certificate for one free item from the Gacha Goodwill that can be redeemed at anytime. The "from" line of the gift certificate has "The Black Order" written in ornate calligraphy. ]