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[fionnuisce]

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[network username: silverrose]

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[fionnuisce]

That is not funny.

[drewthetower]

Which part, the weaponizing vacation time or calling Diarmuid up?

[fionnuisce]

Both of them, I'm not doing this now and you can't just force me to take another vacation.

[drewthetower]

Okay, don't do it right now. But do it. You deserve this, Waver. You deserve to be happy, and Diarmuid makes you happy.

[fionnuisce]

...of course he does.

[He sighed, fidgeting uneasily with the pendant around his neck.]

What the hell do I-...how did you manage it?

[drewthetower]

What, confessing to Alex? I had Elliot record part of the Nutcracker suite so I could make him a custom ringtone for his birthday since the tickets weren't going to be good until December--that's his favorite ballet. Then he asked me if I meant it as a date, I froze, he kissed me, and we both laughed at how stupid we were.

[A beat.]

Saying out loud like that makes me realize how extra I was about it. Hm. [Moving on.] You can probably just get him a gift that means a lot to him as a starter?

[fionnuisce]

...I can't even begin to tell you how much i'm not doing any of that, because I would die of embarrassment halfway through planning.

[jesus christ. he respects the hustle.]

I...I'm not even sure what he'd like.

[drewthetower]

Hey, you asked.

[Just saying.]

Food's always safe. Alcohol? Pendant like yours?

[fionnuisce]

...I don't really think 'a remnant of the demon boar that killed him' is a great idea.

[grimacing because it sounds bad when you say it like that]

I think-...he might like flowers. Is that too simmplistic? That doesn't feel like enough.

[drewthetower]

Waver, I'm extra as fuck when it comes to my boyfriend. Flowers are what normal people do, so go for flowers.

[fionnuisce]

I suppose that's true...well, it's worth a try.

[drewthetower]

Yeah. Trust me, it is.

[fionnuisce]

Fucking hell, I can not believe I'm seriously considering this...Fine. I'll-...I'll try, at least.

[drewthetower]

Trust me, it'll work out.

[fionnuisce]

You had better hope it does, because if it doesn't I'm burning this fucking building down.

[drewthetower]

You'll have to find the anti-arson charms first.

[fionnuisce]

...I'm sure you're probably joking, but if you're not I respect the preparation.

[drewthetower]

Dude, why would I joke about that? It's Kaisou. I have a batch of anti-hurricane charms on the way, just in case.

[fionnuisce]

...yeah, fair enough.

[god he has such a headache]