That’s true. I do have a little trick for hardtack, though: soak it in broth and it softens up just fine. Nothing for salt beef, though.
Captain Morgan? Henry Morgan? That’s the fellow whose face they’re putting on alcohol? I’ve never even met him but I can tell you he wouldn’t have looked like that. Also, he was a privateer, not a pirate, there’s a difference between the two and I ought to know, razor-thin as the line is.
[Also he raided Panama and did a lot of war crimes there, although that’s not something Edward’s aware of—all he knows are the ballads and the tall tales.]
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Captain Morgan? Henry Morgan? That’s the fellow whose face they’re putting on alcohol? I’ve never even met him but I can tell you he wouldn’t have looked like that. Also, he was a privateer, not a pirate, there’s a difference between the two and I ought to know, razor-thin as the line is.
[Also he raided Panama and did a lot of war crimes there, although that’s not something Edward’s aware of—all he knows are the ballads and the tall tales.]